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Xi then goes on a rant against Japanese people, calling them "dogs" who refuse to apologize to the People's Republic of China for the Sino-Japanese war crimes (Nanking Massacre) of WWII.
Cartman receives flowers from an anonymous person, attached with a note that says "Can't we just try?
Craig shows up at Tweek's house, and tells Tweek that he has a plan to "put a stop to this." His plan consists of: coming out as gay, and then staging a break-up, so that the pictures and rumours will end.
He is scared and confused as he has no idea what they're talking about.Randy calls Xi Jinping, the General Secretary of the Communist Party of China (CPC) and asks how his people decided who is gay or straight.Xi tells Randy that Yaoi comes from Japan, but Stan walks in and Randy once again pretends he knows what he is talking about." Randy then shows up, claiming to know about the situation, on authority of his PC Branded status.
Randy then spews a story about World War II, and an event that happened in China called "The Rape of Don King".
Cupid Me tries flirting with Cartman, who shoots him down because he claims he is not a homosexual.