Dads 10 rules of dating
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. : As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Last year someone sent it to a list I was on, and since I don't have a daughter, and in the spirit of the thing, I wrote up the following... You may glance at him, but any glances going beneath the belt will get you an immediate expulsion from my house.If you like it, feel free to share it, but make sure you tell the truth about who wrote it, or I'll have to come, ummmm..... If my son gathers his courage and asks you for a date, this is not an opportunity to run all your errands with my car. You will find your feet hitting the pavement faster than your gum-snapping mouth can shriek "What?? "I am aware that it is considered fashionable for girls of your age to wear their shirts with the bottom half ripped off, where any sudden movement threatens to expose yourself to any casual passerby or with necklines so low that your breasts nearly tumble out, so, please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete moronic sluts.I've seen this list in many forms and it's always a fathers' fantasy.No hyper-testosteroned teen pays any attention to dad.
We've found that raising our daughters and showing them how life really is and how guys really are it helps.: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.When I was dating, the girls I picked up had normal looking dads, nice houses, good families, you sound like you grew up in a crappy area man.